Lyrics NOGL – Yahzick

You know I really didn’t want to do this: but Wizards forced my hand
And now this moment will live forever in infamy, for posterity’s sake

WOTC’s out of pocket, they won’t stop coppin’ the profit
‘Til our eyes pop out of socket
Droppin’ that deposit is the only thing on the docket
Guess the billionaires are tryin’ to get some fuel for their rockets
How obnoxious.
This is a community. The Wizards have triggered an attack of opportunity
Hasbro’s bigger thinkin’ that they can operate with impunity
‘Bout to be some real nerd unity: hit ’em with the critical
Y’all about to lose and it’s pitiful, your behavior is parasitical
Finna see a whole bunch of people who are smarter than you do what you do better than you and cheaper too
You should be concerned, these companies never learn
Always playin’ with fire then complainin’ when they get burned
Actin’ like they could take a piece of what the creators earned
You conflated real players with your rate of return, it’s never gonna work.
We can see that y’all are clever jerks, nothin’ more than a suit & a smirk
Pollutin’ the Earth by bringin’ drama into the game
Ever since you hit a billy it just isn’t the same
Undermonetized? What are you talkin’ about?
You’ve yet to take advantage of the benefit of the doubt
Somebody up in that tower needs to figure it out
‘Cause we can play TTRPG’s with or with you
That’s factual, Yahz to Galactica actual
The plan is impractically transactional
Fractionally chippin’ away at your bottom line
Hopin’ to find a sucker to sign the dotted line
But y’all done got the Bard annoyed
I got them hard bars in me like a carcinoid
So hot the yard charred up, stand guard, avoid
I’m ballin’ all over your block like it’s Arkanoid
Now let this be a lesson; we don’t mess with greed
I’m up at the front of an army I been blessed to lead
You see we stress the enemy to address the need
And we compress ’til they either confess or concede and y’all did both
Went to war for revenue growth
Now you’re lookin’ like a paladin with a broke oath
At best you’ve been exposed
I repeat: DON’T THROW ROCKS AT THE MURDERHOBOS

Don’t like assume my position bro, I’m not afraid of you.
That’s not the problem. It’s infuriating for people.
It’s really sad. But it’s not scary.
You got a company that essentially sells ideas and it made you over 100 million dollars last year.
I mean, how much goddamn money do you need?

Now you’ve admitted you’re the wrong ones
That at least shows you’re committed to the long run
But you better know if you ever do something like this again
We’ll just leave you, we got a lot of options
Now you’ve admitted you’re the wrong ones
That at least shows you’re committed to the long run
But you better know if you ever do something like this again
We’ll just leave you, we got a lot of options

NOGL

I mean, how much goddamn money do you need?